Funny

How would you spell a fart noise?

Depends. There is more than one kind, you know. Myself, I’ve mastered the “SBD” so you wouldn’t spell it at all. You’d just smell it. (In case you were wondering, SBD = Silent but Deadly.)

Then there is the little flower – a polite “tooooooooot” in a high pitch that resembles the odeur of skunk cabbage.

Of course, there is the rolling thunderclap – involving the noise of the “verbal raspberry” – pbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbt

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Introducing the wallet walker

I never know what I want for my birthday until I found this:

Money’s enough of a burden without having to carry it.
If you have a wallet you need a Wallet Walker. Sturdy nylon straps hold any wallet in place. The Wallet Walker works with any wallet, billfold, money clip or credit card holder. Even purses! That’s right ladies, the Wallet Walker is also a purse walker! And it comes with a free lipstick holder attachment. Carrying your wallet is so 1985. Use a Wallet Walker and let the ground carry your wallet for you!

Here is another good one if you find it too hard to feed yourself.

Getting food to your mouth can be hard work.
But not with the Food Lift! Simply place your favourite food in the convenient food hopper, turn it on and let the Food Lift do the rest. Now you can enjoy all the foods you love without the chore of using a knife and fork. The Food Lift works with burgers, pizza, lasagna, corn, chicken wings, fish sticks, salad and so much more. Plus the Food Lift is also simple to clean. You can take it apart in seconds, rinse it out with warm soapy water and reassemble it in seconds. Its that easy! Order your Food Lift online at www.theweakshop.com and well include the Super Bib absolutely free. What a deal!

You can watch more hilarious videos from The Weak Shop here

Error message: This supply has reached end of life

printer error message

I saw this message the other day when I tried to use a printer at work. It is funny and sad at the same time. The printer manufacturers have let us to believe that ink is an invaluable commodity. For them, it is even more precious than blood. So when I exhausted the last drop of ink, I fell terrible. I fell like I had just killed the last unicorn.

Have you ever tried to get a refund from Amazon.com?

I ordered a treadmill from Amazon on 11.29.09. It was delivered on 12.9.09, and a week after the delivery I moved to a new place. That’s when I assembled the treadmill and realized it was not working. The display was OK, the timer was counting down, but the belt was not moving. So here’s what I’ve been doing the last couple of months.

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Powerful cartoons from the Time magazine

India's security system
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There are a lot of interesting cartoons published in the Cartoons of the Week section of the Time magazine. I chose three from this week that I really like. If you want to see more, please visit Cartoons of the Week.

Obama is the Superman

The road to recovery for the three major automakers

Proud to be a Tar Heel

North Carolina's Knowlige Finest
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I wonder if it was intentional so that “Knowlige” fits on the map :) ). Hey you can’t blame the designer here. He or she came up with the “finest” design I have seen in weeks.

Thanks, Tiff

How did you break your arm?

creative arm brace
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This is just awesome :) .

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