How would you spell a fart noise?

Depends. There is more than one kind, you know. Myself, I’ve mastered the “SBD” so you wouldn’t spell it at all. You’d just smell it. (In case you were wondering, SBD = Silent but Deadly.)

Then there is the little flower – a polite “tooooooooot” in a high pitch that resembles the odeur of skunk cabbage.

Of course, there is the rolling thunderclap – involving the noise of the “verbal raspberry” – pbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbtpbt

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